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{"type":"standard","title":"The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project","displaytitle":"The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7753619","titles":{"canonical":"The_New_Groove:_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project","normalized":"The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project","display":"The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project"},"pageid":22630540,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/The_New_Groove.The_Blue_Note_Remix_Projec.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/The_New_Groove.The_Blue_Note_Remix_Projec.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283286358","tid":"8d51de45-0e44-11f0-8df2-b77bc6d9aeb9","timestamp":"2025-03-31T15:26:44Z","description":"1996 compilation album by various artists","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_New_Groove%3A_The_Blue_Note_Remix_Project"}},"extract":"The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project is a 1996 Blue Note Records remix-compilation, released on that label. The AllMusic reviewer wrote: \"almost all of the tracks work well, pointing out the direct lines connecting the groovy hipness of jazz with the best of modern hip-hop\".","extract_html":"
The New Groove: The Blue Note Remix Project is a 1996 Blue Note Records remix-compilation, released on that label. The AllMusic reviewer wrote: \"almost all of the tracks work well, pointing out the direct lines connecting the groovy hipness of jazz with the best of modern hip-hop\".
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