{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
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