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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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Natasha St-Pier is the sixth studio album recorded by Canadian singer Natasha St-Pier. The album was released in November 2008. Two singles were released from the album: \"Embrasse-Moi\" and \"1, 2, 3\".
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The Fruit of the Holy Spirit is a biblical term that sums up nine attributes of a person or community living in accord with the Holy Spirit, according to chapter 5 of the Epistle to the Galatians: \"But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.\" The fruit is contrasted with the works of the flesh discussed in the previous verses.
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